Do you just love the catfight going on in Iisa Pa Lamang, a popular primetime teleserye on ABS-CBN? My mother just cannot let the day pass by without a dose of Catherine-Scarlet-Isadora scenes. I am not sure if this is really good in the truest sense of the word since my GMRC teacher might not appreciate the rude and bitcy lines that seem to propagate the Iisa Pa Lamang script but anyway, it can’t be denied that watching Claudine Barretto (Catherine), Angelica Panganiban (Scarlet), and Cherry Pie Picache (Isadora) deliver those lines is very much blissful entertainment.

So here are some of Iisa Pa Lamang famous quotes. Enjoy!

Scarlet: You’re just a gold-digger in red. Damn you!
Catherine: Same to you, Anak.

Scarlet: Magsuswimming ka lang nakadiamonds ka pa.
Catherine: Syempre, diamonds are forever.

Isadora: Buntot mo, hila mo.
Aura: Alam ko. May buntot ka. Buntot ni Satanas!

Sophia: Kumpara sayo, anghel and mommy ko.
Catherine: Anghel na may sungay.

Scarlet: Ako pa talaga ang pinalayas mo. Kahit saan tayo makarating, sampid ka lang at ako ang tunay na dela Rhea.
Catherine: Hmm, bakit? Sino bang may sabing mixed breed ka?

Scarlet: Lahat ng yan, babawiin ko rin sayo.
Catherine: Sige, maglaro tayo. Agawan ng yaman. Pero kung ako sayo kakahaban ako. Kasi ako sanay sa hirap. Eh, ikaw?

Scarlet: Next level na. Agawan ng mapapangasawa.

Isadora: Ang ganda-ganda mo na ngayon Catherine. Sarap mong patayin, no?

Scarlet: You look like a whore who is about to do her job.
Catherine: Coming from you, I’ll take that as a compliment.

Catherine: Lagyan ko kaya ng partition. Lagyan ko kaya ng tali sa gitna. Ano sa tingin mo Isadora? Hatiin na natin.
Isadora: Gusto mo ikaw ang itali ko?

Isadora: Pasweet-sweet ka pa dyan, ganid ka rin pala!
Catherine: Ang bigat naman ng salitang yun Isadora. Pero totoo. Oo, ganid ako! At gusto ko ni singko walang matira sayo!