Seriously, The Hills star Heidi Montag is thinking that she is the hottest girl to ever wear a bikini. The nerve! She and her douche boyfriend Spencer Pratt work together to produce this crappy bikini video, which obviously has nothing to show save for Heidi’s bag of bones for a body.

I really couldn’t understand why this gal is even popular. I heard she sucked at The Hills and that she has no potential whatsoever. But here she is, enjoying the Malibu sun with her bf trying to showcase her bikini bod and those precious implants.

Well, goodluck to that blossoming career, Heidi! We look forward (with dread) to more bikini pictures in the future.