The 22-year-old Premier League soccer star David Nugent tried to impress a 19-year-old girl he’d met in a bar by sending a full-frontal nude cell-phone photo of himself. Well, I guess the girl was not impressed at all because she forwarded the said photo to everyone she knows. Poor David.

Kenneth Walsh claims he got the NSFW version. But for now, let’s take a look at the censored photo after the jump.

And the NSFW version? Click here.